Hard Teams Opens Saturday 7/1 at 12pm EST

Yay!

 

Hoo boy. Somehow I suspect those cookies of incorporating a great deal of bran.

 

Please add me to Team MizoryFridgeFan with @Bad_Blunder
Thanks

 

Team Mod for me please ... so excited for teaming

 

do you have a lactose free option..? (do your cookies even use milk???) if so then i shall also take it upon myself to aid my helper brethren

(just like the old days @cxttoncandy @MCtwilight )

 

Oh yeah, advertising. I got this trubs.

Choose Team BigIronMouse! We have already had several productive stand-ups for the purpose of establishing our collective brand... synergizing our potentialities so we can utilize each of our core competencies while remaining agile as we leverage our leverages, fail forward and disrupt business as usual in hard sector, all culminating in a strong ROI. We will be circulating a list of actionable items and deliverables to all new team members.

Now, who could miss the appeal in that pitch? I have a slide deck ready if needed.

(throwing up in my mouth a little that I even just wrote that)

 

I’d like to join team BigIronMouse, please!
I don’t know how often I’ll be on, but I’ll do my best to help.

 

Oooh… I’m interested in team BigIronMouse! Not sure what I can pitch for my application other then I’m a good archer and will help gather resources haha

 

This... was not the response I expected. Welcome! @big_doogle will add you to the team channel of our dreary corporate version of social media shortly. (Kidding, it's just a forum convo.)

 

I'd like to join Team MizoryFridgeFan.

I can bring resource gathering and decent mob fighting skills. I'm extremely resourceful in surviving the chaotic environments that the UHC/Hard worlds have provided us.

Looking forward to seeing some old faces, been a long time since I'd consider myself active on Sandlot!

 

I'm actually starting to feel bad for Team Mod, and will switch if their morale drops dangerously low

 

Welcome!

And welcome! We're very exited to be working with you!

Also, FunkyFables says he's joining MizoryFridgeFan as well, he's just not on forums much so I thought I would post it for him.

 

Oh, there's a lot of advertising going on. Maybe I should do some of that!

Uh...

Ummm...

What she said. ^^^^^

In all seriousness though, our team will be combining our love for grinding and making farms into an achievement powerhouse, ready to score as many points as possible! One other added benefit is that our members have a very deep understanding of the achievement list (I almost have it memorized) and so we will be able to guide you on choosing which achievements to go for and how to get them.

So, happy minecrafting, everyone! Join team MizoryFridgeFan!

 

I'll join team helper!
Hope you guys are honoured

 

It is the highest honor for me to introduce you to... Team Headache!
At least we don't false advertise!

Do we know how to use redstone? Absolutely not! Do we know even half of the achievements? No shot! We may be lacking in a few areas, but you know what isn't one of them? Communication!!! We can promise that our team will be exceptionally united and we will enforce that all concerns are voiced so they can properly be tended to. Every opinion matters to us. We're all (by all I mean most of us... I'm really good at planting flowers, I promise) decently good builders and can ensure that our base will be intricate and appealing. Another plus? Don't worry about griefing! We'll be on the case in a matter of minutes.

Team Moderator stole our cookie idea... when they go low, we go lowER. Shout out to our team baker who can allegedly "make a mean pumpkin pie". I promise he doesn't burn baked goods like I do By the way, the free hug is still on the table as well which I'm afraid is simply unbeatable.

We may be known as Team Helper to some, but by all means, everyone is welcome!!! We'd love to have any one who is interested in utter chaos and watching us figure out what on earth we're doing. We can not promise much but I assure you that you will be laughing incessantly (TBD regarding whether it's at us or with us...) and we will be overjoyed to have you. :,)

Also, we may be in the lead for recruitment but pls remember that we have a smaller number of leaders so join our team anyway bc we're cool <3